it gets funnier every time.
today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just lost it
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
What to say during the frick frack
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Thank goodness Kristen Wiig was gracious enough to give up her interview time so Harry Styles could come on and talk with Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show.
"wake up we gotta go"